(Philadelphia PA) Al Gore is planning a sequel to his 2006 blockbuster, An Inconvenient Truth. The new film promises to do for UFO's what his previous film did for global warming. The former Veep says flying saucers are real and very dangerous and mankind faces extinction within five years. He promises to both release top secret information about the puzzling discs and present a plan for mankind to defeat them.
The Nobel Prize winning former Vice President spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com in an imaginary conversation:
"UFO's are real. There are more real than global warming. Flying saucers abduct, kill and eat thousands of people every year. Roswell was real. Aliens have a base on the moon. I learned all this when I was Vice President but was unable to say anything because of national security--now it's all going to come out." said Mr. Gore. He says aliens plan to take over the planet within five years and turn Earth into a "fast food place with humans as Big Mac's."
Mr. Gore says 'An Inconveiniet Truth Part II: UFOs Are Real' will also offer a solution:
"I call on every healthy man and woman between 18 and 50 to be drafted into the military. We must put aside our differences or we will all be ground up into hamburgers for aliens. I call on every American to make and wear an aluminum hat today. The aluminum hat stops the aliens from reading brainwaves. We must all prepare for the great conflict. Destiny is calling."