Written by tinky1878

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Topics: Ron Paul

Saturday, 31 May 2008

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"I finally will be heard!"

Today, the GOP dropped McCain as their presumptive nominee and unanimously chose Rep. Ron Paul as their nominee.

GOP officials released this statement today on the decision: "Ron Paul has brought the young people and alike together like no other candidate. McCain seems to only attract the elderly and that is not the way we, as the GOP, want to be pictured."

This comes after Ron Paul, the "Internet Rockstar" recieved 25% of the vote in the Idaho primary election.

McCain had this to say about the decision: " Bomb, bomb, bomb,....bomb, bomb, Iran!....and *&%$ YOU!"

McCain's temper flaired.

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