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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Bush sprang from the loins of a Texan child bride

Texas Child Protective Services has been chastened by a State magistrate for its swift efforts to protect hubnderds of children from an Eldorado cult known for its forced under age marriages and intra familial sexual intercourse.

Judge Betty Bymabrutha condemned CPS's actions as down right unTexan:" The great state of Texas has had many great loves between little girls and their uncles. Why, in my family alone none of us girls were ever left alone by the brothers, cousins and uncles."

Judge Betty pointed out the benficial effects of Texan sexual practices:" Why our very commander in chief is the offspring of such a union. That's got to prove something, doesn't it!?"

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