Citing competitive issues with Google. MSN today announced that it had hired Omarosa as an official spokesperson. MSN's CEO told writer KungFu IceSkater, "You know, I warned Bill Gates about the whole stock options situation. A bunch of kids are going to become billionaires and I'm making a measly $20 million a year. Watch me sink this ship Bill. The ink is drying on the agreement with Omarosa!" The irate CEO of MSN continued, "Just watch Omarosa sink this ship faster than a scud missile sinking the QE2!"
Bill Gates said "That son-of-a-bitch, I will human-pyramid his ass if he brings that woman anywhere near my businesses." Bill Gates continued, "I will unleash a virus on him, the likes of which he has never seen before. I will give him the computer equivalent of herpes. There will be no cure I tell you!"
When asked to comment on the situation at MSN Omarosa said "Oh shit. Did you see that piece of MSN plaster hit my head." When we explained to Omarosa that MSN was a website and that their offices were a thousand miles away she said. "How dare you call me the N word, you classless beasts?"