Senator Hillary Clinton is due to pose nude for Playboy magazine next month.
Playboy editor, Harold Shortsight, said: 'Yes, we've tried for years to get Mrs. Clinton to pose for us, but she always refused. At last we've got her to agree, this will put our circulation through the roof.'
And sub-editor and proof-reader, Olaf Mugaba, said: 'This is a major coup for us. To get one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls in the world to do this is amazing. Hillary makes Marilyn Monroe look like Marilyn Manson.'
But not everyone was happy with Mrs. Clinton's decision. Speaking from his cupboard in Arkansas, Bill Clinton said: 'Uh-oh ....' And from London, Mrs. Thatcher said 'Women either need brains or looks to succeed in politics, Mrs. Clinton has neither. I have both.'
One unnamed source, a Miss Xrice, said :'Hey, half the Republican vote is just because I'm such a babe! But not even I could be as beautiful as Hillary is.'
Mrs. Clinton, widely seen as one of the most talented and individual politicians in American history, will appear in June's Playboy centrefold. Mr. Clinton was seen buying cyanide pills in his local pharmacy.