In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.
She indicated she was just trying to give him a piercing so he could wear the earrings she was about to give him that had an American lapel flag on them.
It was quite the spectacle with secret service agents scrambling around not knowing what to do. It was like a battle royal in a big cage match down at The Sportatorium on Friday night.
John McCain commented that he could have easily defeated the ear tactic. "I would given here a quick elbow to the throat!", he said.
Evander Hollyfield stated that he will be supporting his fellow sufferer Obama, and supporting his full recovery. Hollyfield stated that the victim wonders for weeks if he will need shots for hepatitis, AIDs, and the like. Dr. Ron Paul treated Obama's ear with his medical equipment on hand. He stated that an anti-war stance can often lead to violent attacks from others. He said the only reason John McCain didn't try to bite him was McCain was not in nearly as good of a physical condition as he is.
Bill Clinton indicated he was jealous about the whole thing (he didn't say who he was jealous of though, his wife or Mr. Obama).