Senator Barack O'Bama, famous for giving meaningless soundbites and flashing his teeth, has announced that these teeth are actually dentures.
Speaking from his dentist's, in Illinois, Mr. O'Bama said: 'Yes, I admit it. For a long time, I'd pretended these falsies were real, and had made an entire career out of flashing them at cameras, while saying nothing worth voting for, or even vaguely interesting.'
But Democrat voting organiser in Illinois, Alice I. Hatehillary, pointed out: 'I had to put his dentures into a glass of water every night, and I can tell you it wasn't easy. To know that millions of Americans were relying on the Senator's teeth to be real, when I knew they were plastic, was an awesome responsibilty for me.'
But President George 'I Have My Own Teeth - I Hope, Do I, Laura?' Bush, speaking from his belly-dancing classes in Riyadh, said: 'Hey, I had false teeth for years, but then they gave me back my real ones.'
And British Prime Minister, Gordyawn Brown, said: 'Who is Barack Obama? Does he write my speeches for me, like the Pentagon does?'