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Saturday, 17 May 2008

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Trumping the Vatican

Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.

Rev Joe Barron of Plano's Prestonwood Serpentology Church was caught in a sting op that started with the FBI's nailing of fundamentalist incest nutter Warren Jeffs.

Barron, 69, claims to be a charmismatic and evangelical internet troll who eschews the heinous cults of polygamy.

The FBI officer who posed as a 13 year-old girl that exposed him says he's now notched up over 200 bent preachers in the Lone Star State since 2007.

"We estimate this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg," a police department source commented.

"Texan incest heritage might have something to do with it."

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