Repub likely Candie Johnny McBush appeared on Fox News being interviewed by undead expert, Karl Rove. McBush was seated before a crystal ball with a dew rag decorated with moons and stars on his ancient head. Rove looking like he hadn't sucked blood for nights asked the trance-like McBush:"What do you see in your Ball, Clairvoyant One?"
McBush took minutes of valuable Fox air time to reply. Finally the exacerbation of the network news execs must have startled the psychic: I see a democratic...no republican Iraq by 3,000 AD. There will still be US troops but it won't make a difference since China will have ruled the world since 2200. There are still terrorist acts but they are mostly undeserved mulligans on the beautiful golf courses of New Babylonia.
When Blue skinned Rove asked McBush about his prediction of his own role in history, the ancient one replied that when one has lived so long it is hard to care about the fleeting interests of the time bound.