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Friday, 16 May 2008

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Rockin the White House

"He be good for all us folks way down in Alabam" said the inspiration for the Ram Jam hit record. "I may be blind but I am rock steady in my support for Barack." she continued.

Betty joins a list of music industry celebrities who have come out in favour of the Illinois statesman. Sweet Caroline, Billy Jean and even Betty Davis' Eyes have given the Senator their support.

"It's a real honour for me to have them on my side I just need to secure Bridget The Midget, My Sharona and Lily The Pink and my seat in The White House is practically guaranteed." said Obama.

Hillary Clinton is still struggling to get support from Maggie May, Nikita and Mustang Sally.

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