(Chicago IL) Barack Obama confirmed late today he will meet with terrorist leader Osama bin Laden on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' tomorrow. The gabfest is a direct challenge to President Bush's statement today about the futility of talking with tyrants.
"We all want a frank discussion." said the presumptive Democratic nominee. "Everything is on the table."
Oprah was ecstatic about the pending conversation and thinks it will go in the history books:
"They will talk about everything! They will talk about Brad and Angelina, they will talk about Amy Winehouse, they might even talk about Britney Spear's new hairdo! The topics could include everything from men's' cologne to bowel movements. It should be deep, riveting television." said the talk show queen.
Obama spent this afternoon with close aides, deciding on the best approach.
"We won't ask any embarrassing stuff about 9/11 or weapons of mass destruction. We want to keep it friendly and cordial." said an unnamed source. "Obama will crack a few jokes with Osama and talk about the weather and how the Cubs are doing this year. Then more intense conversations about toe-nail clipping and the price of orange juice will begin."