Written by matwil
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Topics: George W. Bush

Thursday, 15 May 2008

The United States has listed the Bush family as a threatened species, because American voters' braincells have been increasing in recent years.

US government scientists predict that two-thirds of Bush Presidents and Governors could disappear by 2012.

Arms manufacturers with pointed hats have expressed disappointment that more has not been done to protect the Bushes' lifestyles, which, like mountain gorillas, consists basically of lying around, eating and drinking, and making lots of 'oo oo oo' noises - and also lying.

Persistent claims that dayglo purple bamboo shoots of mass destruction exist, but are invisible, have lead to trillions of tax dollars being spent in protecting the Bushes, but only now has the American public woken up to this fact, and many now refuse to send all their money to the African rainforests.

Departing President, George 'Double oo' Bush, had this to say about the threat: 'Help! I'm choking on a leaf! Hyelp, it's the wooluf!' And, patting him on the back with a meat cleaver, Democrat candidate, Hillary Sherpa Tensing, said: 'Yeah! Woohoo! Vote for me! Forget the Chimps! Forget the Bushes! Don't ask me any difficult questions!'

British Tame Minister, Gordon Boron, added: 'Who cares about the Bushes? Personally I'd love to shoot them all, stuff them, and replace their brains with sawdust - too late, it's already happened, ha ha ha!!. Oops, is the microphone on? Ahem, of course there are dayglo shoots of mass destruction, and we fully support the United States in its glorious and non-colonial war, and its attempts at protecting the Bushes. Whew, turn it off again - shame for the Bushes we already took everything worth taking out of Itaq a hundred years ago!'

But ex-Iraqi democratically-elected President, Saddam The Pain, added: 'Death to the Infidel Bushes! Death to the West! Death of an oil salesman!'

Obama Barack will go to high school this year - Mrs. Tensing will be up the Matterhorn, talking with Mahatma Gandhi.

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