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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

'There's no words here that can tell you how excited I am. I wrote all the tracks myself and they are an accurate depiction of my earlier life on the gritty streets of Long Island.' said the foul-mouthed Fox News pundit.

Tracks include 'F*** it, I'll do it live' a tirade against recorded television and 'Who the f*** is Sting?' a melodic rant about the tantric crooner from Newcastle, England.

Other Conservative albums due to be released this summer include the John McCain album 'Dumb as a stump' and Rush Limbaughs 'Love Song Collection'.

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