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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Orders of Protection are filed against Bush-Cheney

Republican Party State Organizations have been filing orders of protection against Bush-Cheney in record numbers.

With the off-season losses by Republicans in Virginia, Louisiana and now Mississippi, party strategists began to analyze the conditions preceding the collapse. The one factor common to all losses are the endorsements and visits from Bush-Cheney.

GOP political consigliere Don Vito Rightawinga explained:" Itsa lika the Mafiosa keesa ov death. When Bush-cheney get close to you, youa betta watcha out. Your days are numbered!"

When McCain advisers saw the latest results they sent their aged candidate out on the trail to denounce everything Bush-Cheney. Johnny Mc C is no longer McBush, according to campaign branding experts: "Big Mac is no longer available at the tarnished arches of Bush-Cheney failure world."

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