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Topics: Hillary Clinton

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Today, Mrs Billary Clinton-Lewinsky was declared worst ever presidential candidate in American history, by a team of Harvard scientists, at the George Bush Cloning Department.

'Mrs. Clewinsky has finally overtaken that baboon Bush as someone to vote for,' said a researcher, 'though it was hard work to find anyone as bad as him.'

Mrs. Blinton has consistently talked nonsense, and made up childish tales, and today overtook Mr. Shrub as the worst ever candidate.

Speaking from her husband's house, Mrs. Hitlery said: 'I'm eight tomorrow!'

But those who have accused her of dumbing-down the election, to one of gender and skin colour, have had to retract these accusations, as Ms. Klingon earned new respect, as a candidate as dumb and cretinous as George W. Bushwhacker.

Her speech-writer, Miss Enid Blyton, said this: 'I've tried to introduce things like economics and government into Mrs. Billie's speeches, but all she does is sound like one of those fake evangelist TV preachers, a child of four has more grasp of politics then her.' And Mrs. Clinton's husband, JFK-impersonator Billie Eastwood, commented: 'She's also the worst wife in America, I can't wait for the divorce.'

Mrs. Clinton's applications for a Swiss passport have been repeatedly denied, due to her not being important enough.

George Bush should be in a zoo.

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