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Sunday, 11 May 2008

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Bush discusses the importance of healthy sexual relationships with Queen Elizabeth

Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.

"I have never had sex before", the presidential daughter declared in a candid interview. "I hope it's as much fun as people say it is".

Jenna claimed that she had reservations about losing her virginity and wanted to wait until she and her husband had been married at least three years before commencing with the deed. However, her mother and several close friends encouraged her to have sex on her wedding night.

"I think it would be wonderful if Jena lost her virginity on her wedding night", First Lady Laura Bush stated. "It took George almost 6 months before he could get it up".

Not everyone agreed that Jenna losing her virginity was a good idea. President Bush claimed, "sex should only be used for producing offspring. I hope my daughter understands that. We had a conversation about the birds and the bees two years ago".

Jenna claimed that she has read much about sex but has never enjoyed the experience mostly because she has been followed around by secret service agents her whole life.

"We have made sure that the first daughter retained her wholesomeness and purity until after she was married", said a Secret Service officer who asked not to be named. "However, we did party with her and got drunk a few times".

"I am looking forward to having sex with my husband", Jenna continued. "I just hope he doesn't expect me to put his penis in my mouth".

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