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Friday, 9 May 2008

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Bush and his chopper

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.

'Daddy never really explained directly what I am meant to do, he just uses these euphemisms to avoid embarrassment." said the virginal 29 year old.

'First he told me there would be some sleep deprivation followed by Mild, Non-injurious physical contact. After a few minutes of this, my husband then rubs my Black Site and moves me into a Stress position. Then he uses an enhanced coercive technique until he splashes liquid all over my mouth. It sounds like absolute torture.'

President Bush denies that any of this has or will take place but if it does it may or may not be legal and he may or may not be responsible.

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