Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into a makeshift bong.
Local police sergeant John Chomiak said today: "We can only speculate 'bout what goes on in the criminal mind."
He then hurriedly backtracked and admitted the local police department had already got a full statement from President Bush about his thoughts on the incident.
Not much is known about the body or the coffin which was found in a remote corner of the 1,500 acre ranch.
A full exhumation has been ordered and an autopsy report will appear later.