Written by Patrick R
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Topics: George W. Bush, 24

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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"Hmmm...that Sutherland is a real man..."

The US President George W. Bush has revealed that he is a huge fan of popular TV series 24 which stars Keifer Sutherland.

The retarded President who is well known for having an IQ of 84 even revealed that he has written a few storylines himself and plans to unveil them to the script writers as soon as he steps down from the white house.

When asked to give an example of one of the story lines he had written, Bush replied. 'Well my favourite one is when me, playing myself, and Jack Bauer fly over the Middle East dropping nukes to wipe out all the terrorists. '

This revelation was greeted by loud booing from the journalists that crowded the press conference. Apparently unbothered, Bush raised his hand in a Nazi salute and goose-walked out of the building followed by his newly appointed secretary Heinrich.

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