San Diego State University has been the site this week of one of the biggest drug busts on a college campus in US history.
University President I. Narc Onyu, SDSU police dept and the DEA joined forces to orchestrate the mass arrests.
The fraternity system was the primary target. Lambda Sigma Delta (LSD) members saw their President and 10 of their frat brothers taken out in cuffs. No one resisted or protested since they were all tripping and thought their members were being taken to a higher reality by Timothy Leary.
Pi Cherry Pi (PCP) fraternity was the site of a late night riot as angel-dusted speed freaks fought the police long into the night. The only sorority involved in drug dealing was Mu Rho Jama, also known as Mary Jane. Here the sisters were peacefully carried away while they slept the sleep of the pothead.
President Narc Onyu challenged all American universities to have the courage to narc on their students.
The president told reporters that maybe then we can go back to the good ole days when colleges started students on the conventional road to alcoholism.