Written by Orvis Talbot

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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Springfield, IL - Sen. Barack Obama's campaign has decided to allow a re-vote in Florida & Michigan.

"We don't want to dis-enfranchise ANYONE!" Obama's campaign manager stated emphatically. "We'll be in touch with Sen. Clinton's people & the DNC to make the proper arrangements."

When asked why the change of heart, the Obamaniac in Chief stated, "Well, we believe in fairness! We will allow the votes in these 2 states as Sen Clinton has asked as long as we can hold a proper Democratic Primary election in Sierra Leone & Cameroon. FAIR is FAIR!"

Sen. Clinton has not commented.

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