Written by David Hawkins
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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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All they left was some really old desks and a Union Jack.

The entire Bush Mob and staff left town today and began gathering up all the children in the United States.

After being told his "No Child Left Behind" idiocy didn't work, Gee Dubbaduh tried to remember what "No Child..." was all about. He couldn't remember so he decided while he was getting the faq out of Dodge before he could be tried for War Crimes and everything else he's guilty of, he might as well take all the kids and then when people look back through history he might be known for at least keeping his word on one thing.

Addressing the guys packing up all the stuff he's stolen and hoarding at his office, the besotted, drunken, boiled as an owl, Presitard mangled these sentences, "You guys be cur curfill with that leppird covered over rug, I stole that from Westinghouse, er, Grape Ape, I mean Graceland. Ha. Well. Yeah. And Elvis was wurrin it. We snake over the fence one night me and Dick Chain, and we dug up Elvusus grave tah see if it was really him. Ha yeah. Well. We snook into his house and stole some shayit. We're gonna steal all the chirrin and they won't be luh leh left behind. I have a left behind and a right behind. Ha. kay."

The FBI thinks they may be on a train to Mexico with the children.

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