Lancaster, California (C-eN-eN)-- Barbie bandits have struck once again. This time they targeted a woman with a degree-in-hand at a remote location in southern California's city of Lancaster.
Capt. Robtoy from the Sheriff's department said "Our preliminary investigation has led us to a suspect with looks like Pamela Anderson's blonde clone. The eden looks like a dungeon. The victim is all tears".
Eye witness at the scene of crime tell C-eN-eN "the bandits were all smiles. They looted, raided, trashed the eden... sprayed febreez ... chewed and spewed coconuts and lime, what not!"