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Monday, 5 May 2008

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Bush had his fingers crossed

The wonder of digital photo enhancement has revealed an amazing fact about President George W Bush and his digits.

Kodak labs have digitally enhanced and enlarged an image of the pledge of office of President Bush only to find that the man who would go on to become the worst President ever had his fingers crossed during the oath of office.

Presidential observers tripped over each other to comment on the amazing discovery: "So that's how he was able to disregard the Constitution concerning the inhumanity of torture" was one commentator's insight.

Others noted W's ability to lie disgracefully, help his friends shamelessly and commit unconscionable acts of mass murder as suddenly quite understandable behavior in light of the crossed finger oath.

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