Written by Bill Ding
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Topics: George W. Bush

Sunday, 4 May 2008

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"Just deny everything Mr President." - "NO, I WON 'T!"

A White house spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous with close ties to Washington and Pentagon Official, said he does not wish to reveal his sources at this time.

However, the President, Bush Lightyear, believes the 'Plausible Deniability for the 21st Century, 'Infinity and Beyond' think tank should be granted wide ranging policy making powers and may issue executive orders to the commanders of the Brown Hatters, the Neocon Youth Division.

Instructions have been issued to the assembled press corpse to get them rolled out as front page news.

"We must win these foney wars at all costs and this policy must be implemented at once and will take effect immediately, I have a good feeling about this one"

"We all deny its plausibility, we all deny its plausibility" chorused the Presidential Disciples. "We are with you not against you"

"Glad you are all on board with this one" said Mr President

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