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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Prostitution - always a bit of a Secret Service

Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.

Ms Palfrey, often referred to as "DC Madam", was found 'dead in a shed' next to her mother's Florida home. She had been strangularised around the neck - a known trademark of the infamous and deadly Central Intelligence Agency, or CIA!

Ms Palfrey's right-hand lady Telulah Fadge last night told police detectives:

"Those dirty CIA rats! They strung our Debbie up and hung her out to dry! Bastards!"

But the devastated Fadge also had some dirt to dish on the CIA, when she indicated to officers that many of Ms Palfrey's biggest-paying customers might well have hailed from the Agency, and, incredibly, from the incoming Barack Obama administration.

Miss Fadge has herself been arrested and placed under police protection whilst investigations are carried out.

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