Hillary Clinton, wife and first Lady to first Black President WJC, has shocked the party officials by naming a VIP before receiving the Democratic nomination for Presidential candidacy.
Advisors close to the NY Senator from Illinois by way of Weaslian University through the Arkansas Statehouse trailer are whispering that once second place Demo Candie saw the damage the Righteous Rev Wrighteous was doing to front runner Obama, she knew this would be her second mixed marriage made in second heaven.
Rev Wrighteous had no hesitation being appreciated by a rich blond lady. Hillary after an all night skull session with the Rev was near speechless. The Senator's closest confidantes told thespoof that all she could say was: "William Jefferson Clinton was definitely not black! Now I have my very own VIP!" Mrs Clinton is believed to be the first candidate since Buchanan to want her very own very important penis.