Moe N Moe Dowdy the NY Times political op-ed gossip tattler cannot seem to decide where to sink her famously vampiric fangs this time.
She regularly sucked the blood of Hills Like White Elephant Sale Clinton.
Everyone who is in the know, knows that that was motivated by Dowdy's continually carrying the torch for the Arkansas Chain saw philanderer, Bill Ben- Laiden Clinton. But Sunday, we saw a new and even dowdier Dowdy.
She imagines, now in her always the bridesmaid ne'er Bill's hoe, a Hills that grows more and more vital (has BC gone back to that icy bed in the fortress of solitude?) and her occasional jungle fever flirtation with Obama fading as the brown man turns pale in comparison.
Moe, famously anorexic, jealously mocks Hillary's two-fisted double dipping chip eating frenzy. She screeds against her imaginary black friend losing it(Her?) in a prolonged fit of whining and winging:" Damn Jeremiad Wrighteous, bowling, bomb throwing weathermen and bitterness!"
Moe tragically ends the article with an invitation to the Times.com website where sprawled across a grand piano she bathetically torch songs "When will I be Loved?"