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Monday, 28 April 2008

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Bush and old new Bush

Gen XXX, the kiddies of the 1930's has never had a representative in the White House. Johnny McC, the new old Bush hopes that he will be the first of his cohort to be able to rent out the Lincoln bedroom.

The speculators are all trying to locate where in the whimpering '30's McCain has staked his claim. Since the gen xxx ers reached their 20's in the 50's some say McC is the conformist, duty-bound son of the post WWII years.

Others noting Johnny's slightly rebellious streak see in him the 50's Elvis, James Dean, in other words, the rebel sans clue. McCain himself in an exclusive interview with Gen Triple X magazine only added to the confusion: "I did everything they told me to do in the military schools they sent mer too since I was in diapers. But I did it my way even if it got them pissed. Now, I have one last shot at the White House and I'm madly scrambling to be whatever they want me to be.

"I'll even be Bush if that's what they want. Just don't let me be the last of Gen xxx ers to go down in flames to a woman or a Negro.I've been shot down before and the consequences were far from pretty, let me tell you!"

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