NC - Today Barrack Obama announced in a surprise move that he has chosen his running mate, none other than Miley Cyrus or "Hanna Montana".
Miley, the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and star of the hit Disney show, Hanna Montana, is said by the Obama campaign to have unique qualifications.
"She is a young woman non-voter, who can appeal to middle income white voters who have never actually met black people before. We feel it is important to reach out to this privileged class that Disney focuses on and show them it is okay for them to not only meet, but hang with people of color."
"I'm just ecstatic to be with Barrack," said Miley in front of a studio audience of screaming fans, "Obama and Cyrus are gonna rock!"
Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying, "The Obama campaign is merely trying to distract the public from their candidates many problems". However, insiders for the Clinton campaign say that Hillary too has been looking at a young white girl for a running mate, her short list includes troubled starlets Lindsey Mohan and Britney Spears. Spears was unconscious at the time, but Lohan when reached had this to say, "I'm just ecstatic to be with Hillary and I would be a much better choice than Britney, because....because..." Mohan was left still trying to finish her own sentence.
John McCain, was reached on his "Thumb Your Nose At the Poor" tour in Little Rock, Arkansas. His campaign manager said that he too is going the route to attract young women. "John has Paris Hilton on his short list and in fact she has tentatively accepted John's proposal to be his Vice President. McCain later commented, "I know what it is like to be underestimated, left behind, down and out and most of all tied to bamboo posts and forced to sing "Yellow Submarine" 1000 times in a row." When asked to explain his comment McCain seemed to forget what he had just said.