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Friday, 16 May 2008

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Babies, who needs em.

It emerged yesterday that Britney Speares is publishing s book on child caring.

"My role as a mother, which I think I am a good one, is going to help other teenagers prepare for there birth". The book will include tips on babysitters, nappies and bottle feeding.

It is set to come out this winter. Britney's sister seems to be the influence. "I want to help my sister and people like her through this difficult time". (Ok, if you insist Britney!)

When asked how she coped with her children she replied: "Chuck their nappies out the window. who cares bout them? Not me!"

Her book is still in the midst of being written but we can reveal that it will not be available until next fall. Britney's lawyer has been notified and is quitting by then. "No more battles she will put me through. I can't cope much longer."

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