CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before eventually making their way on to Chicago - Jeez, I hope nobody smelled that - supermarket shelves.
The plaintiffs are seeking compensation for the severe discomfort and mental anguish caused by ingesting the tainted - Ouch!...Man! That stain's not gonna come out easily - milk.
Midwest contends that the milk did indeed pass quality control tests, and was fit for consumption when it - Unnh, oh crap! Was that a glass of Dairy Delight or Midwest that I had with my oatmeal? - their storehouses, and that the milk must have become spoiled on the supermarket shelves due to improper refrigeration.
The civil suit is set to - Dammit! Get out of my way! I gotta get to the...Oh, crap! It's everywhere!