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Topics: Dogs

Friday, 25 April 2008

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32 Years of Dog living

Mr. Woggle, a 32 year old Collie has passed away Thursday of what veterinarians say, common old age.

"Once we had to re- attach this dog's leg for the sixth time after it just fell off randomly, we figured it was long enough that this dog has been around," said Dr. O'Connell.

"That dog was a zombie, I swear, it was always after me, I don't know what the dogs problem was, it was a zombie man, it was a crazy mutt always after my brains" a crazed neighbor lady told us.

The owners declined on giving any statements or interviews at this time.

A funeral ceremony will take place for Mr. Woggle on Saturday at the Dog Ground Cemetery at 12 noon to 2 p.m .

Mr Wong's Cafe Asia has reportedly put in a offer for the dog, saying "Aged meat is better".

We will have the latest on this news when it comes in.

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