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Friday, 25 April 2008

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Emperor Bush and Viceroy Petraeus survey their conquests

Emperor of the world, George W Bush has made no secret of the apple of his eye, General "Thou art Petraeus and upon this rock I will build my wars".

Today Emperor W gave his favorite boy the viceroyship over the oil-rich American colony, Middle Earth. W gushing like one of the oil wells he inherited had to wipe away an affectionate tear as he commissioned his colonial vice-regent: "David go forth and slay the Philistine Arabs who have stolen our oil under their sand. Armed with the slingshot of US depleted arms and warriors you will no doubt bring home the bacon while successfully reducing the population of non-college Americans and any and all Iraqis."

In an ironic added biblical reference, Viceroy Petraeus, after a sloppy hug and kiss from the worst President ever, was overheard to mutter: "Get behind me Satan!"

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