(Kosmic Blues News) Digital, video & still photo images of 4 "reddish" objects hovering over Phoenix AZ made headlines recently. The US Air Force, North American Aerospace Defense Command & the Nat'l Aeronautics & Space Admin. have no explanation(s) for the phenomenon. News coverage was extensive. The objects seemed to generate formations & movements that implied "intent" or "purpose" for their behaviors. Speculation abounds and is also rife, along with a multiplicity of other cliche observations about public reactions.
Skilled commenters note that these flying or hovering objects are obviously "unidentified" by those whose task it should be to offer up some straight answers on the order of "here's what radar shows," or "images from satellites in space show," or "Earth-based observations demonstrate" or something that at least indicates a degree of perception by human tracking devices. Zilch. Zero. Ziff. Nada. Noted columnist Ziff Nada, guru of punditry, developed the following opinions (condensed & summarized herein, without impinging copyright) concerning the objects, based on his unique knowledge about the history of such events.
Important stuff has happened recently in Arizona--political origin point for Sen. J.W. McCain. On an intergalactic basis, other life forms in the Kosmos may have an interest in the vibes originating & emanating from The Grand Canyon State. Mr. Nada surmised that the moving airborne glowforms may be similar to the Three Magi who came from the East to witness the nativity in Bethlehem. Caspar, Melchior, and Balthasar arrived at the virgin birth "following yonder star." Perhaps 4 great astrologickal skolars from other universes have come to check out the re-birth of McCain as a candidate for leader of the free world, even though derisively dismissed in 2000 c.e.
Vamping on his theme, Ziff Nada also guessed that these objects may represent the arrival of characters from the 6th chapter of "Revelation," often described as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Though only the 4th one is named in the Bible, Nada went on to list them as War, Famine, Pestilence & Death here on Earth, when the end-time arrives.
In his notable column, Nada noted that the current President had a fractured view of the signs, omens & portents. Bush xliii was surprised by the notion & offered that if the Four Horsemen did manifest themselves, it should have been over South Bend, Indiana, because Harry Stuhldreher, Don Miller, Jim Crowley, & Elmer Layden played for the University of Notre Dame. Spewing nose-blasts of coffee, tea, soda pop & bottled water all over the Press Room, White House correspondents "horse-laughed" in a recessional away from any proximity to the Imbecile-in-Chief.
Ziff Nada posited that the objects may be ultra-futuristic, different forms of the Biblical scourges. At an interstellar level, they may be The Four Horseman of the Eschatological, named Stupidity, Ignorance, Greed & Mendacity. Oddly enough, with apologies to Janis Joplin & those Old Kosmic Blues, the Red Riders in the Purple Sky may be of Universal interest to the Enlightened. A propitious "Phoenix Rising" indeed for Old McBush of AZ, so Rock on Little-Bitty Big John.