A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.
"We never really saw any hot action", said one viewer. "You know, I knew that hardcore was not in the cards, but c'mon, couldn't we at least have seen Jennifer Aniston wearing spandex and steel, beating the living daylights out of David Schwimmer with a live electric cable", said another viewer. "Someone said that the show had high ratings. It's like a PG show. I thought high ratings meant XXX at least", the CEO of the Spice Channel said.
When the CEO of Gallup, Jim Clifton, was asked to comment on the skewed poll sample, he said that he received no direct cash compensation for his firm's services.
In an unrelated story, Jim Clifton was seen checking into a $20 motel under the name "Mr. Cool" with Spice Channel porn starlet Iwanna Benduover.
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