Washington - During an early afternoon press conference today, President George W. Bush's attention was suddenly caught and diverted by a large chocolate cake at the nearby refreshments table.
The President, who had skipped lunch, stopped in mid sentence and began drooling at the sight of the dessert. "Although we didn't actually find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq," the President said, "I am confident that as we mobilize more troops . . . gggh . . . mmm . . . mmmmmmmmmm . . . cake!"
President Bush then leaped out from behind the podium, swan diving onto the refreshments table and burying his face into the cake, making yummy noises and rolling around in it.
"We try to keep the President's mealtimes fairly regular," White House sources told The Spoof. "However, sometimes it is just impossible to get that man to eat when he should. The next thing you know, he's belly-flopping onto the dessert tray. It's kind of embarrassing."
When asked to comment on his behavior, the President sat up, slammed handfuls of cake into his mouth and said "CAKE GOOOOOOD!!!!!"