Written by Dan Bristol
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Topics: Washington, Prison

Thursday, 6 May 2004

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Bobo the Gorilla: Rumsfeld's Golden Child

Washington - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced the hiring of a new Chief of Detainee Operations. Secretary Rumsfeld held a press conference in which he named Bobo the gorilla Chief of Operations for Gitmo and all prison facilities holding Iraqi insurgents and members of Al-Qaeda.

"I feel confident that Bobo will do an excellent job," Rumsfeld said. "Just look at him! He's huge! He's virile! My god, he's magnificent!" Rumsfeld then submitted to a forced grooming by Bobo.

In an exclusive interview with The Spoof, Bobo grunted for about an hour and then scratched himself. His tenure as Chief of Detainee Operations is effective immediately.

Naturally, members of Amnesty International are freaking out.

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