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Wednesday, 16 April 2008

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The Protestant false gods

The Holy Father of Roman Catholicism, Pope Benedict recently declared himself, the first, since he believes that the one true Church deserves him as the one true Pope.

Graciously, the one and only true Church leader of the one and only true Church has agreed to join in prayer with many of the false leaders of fake churches during his visit to NYC.

Such fringe religions as Anglicans, Episcopalians, Lutherans and Presbyterians will be represented at the Papal Panzers prayer service.

When asked by traditionalist catholic groups how he can pray to the same gods as these idolaters, the scholarly Papa Ratzinger was meditatively silent. Finally he offered an explanation: "Ve are yust doing a bit of public relationz..."

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