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Monday, 14 April 2008

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Half a million plan to boo the Popemobile at the scurrilous Bush/Ratzinger schmoozefest this week

Washington AC/DC - (Under the Holy Carpet Mess): More than half a million parents are expected to protest at George W Bush and the Pope's 'orgy' of more than 40 years' child molestor cover-ups as the Pontiff prepares for his five day state visit to the US.

The ageing son of the Russian Revolution's 'mad monk' Rasputin will be greeted in person by the President with a very public huggy-feely schmoozefest at Andrews Air Force Base.

Protestors say the carefully-orchestrated publicity coup is cynical farce by the GOP to shore up the Catholic vote in November this year.

Protest group organisers are planning on releasing a video that shows influential DC Opus Dei financial backers telling Bush to embrace the Pontiff or expect McCain to bomb in the presidential election.

On Wednesday Pope Ratzinger is expected to offer prayers at Ground Zero thanking his Lord and Master for allowing him, the Bush Family and Prince Bandar to get away with blaming the Taleban.

The God's Banker death mystery is still unsolved.

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