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Topics: Hillary Clinton

Sunday, 13 April 2008

Recently this reporter discovered just prior to the Ass Potty Potus primaries in the Rust Belt that Ms HillBillery simply loves bitter beer.

This reporter while passing through the hick state of Pennsylvania met Ms HillBillery and attained a private interview with the Madame of the White House.

The interview began after the Madame burped an especially loud and long belch.

This reporter asked her to confirm the latest rumor that she mildly enjoyed her latest flirtatious affair with bitter beer.

She laughed, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and said: "bitter gives a great head".

Madame knows her color, bitter's a pale ale, a light color - one might describe as Anglo.

This reporter asked Ms HillBillery her opinion of the mild ales. This question quite evidently Ms HillBillery found most distasteful. Immediately, her face wrinkled up showing all of her significant age.

For a brief moment this reporter felt genuine pity, hot flashes qualify as the bane of menopause! After a spell, Ms HillBillery recovered her grace and commented that she particularly despised mild ales for their low gravity and dark colored chutzpa.

She informed me that small town Amerika preferred bitter beer chiefly because of its pale Anglo color. Hick beer drinkers, like those found in the Rust Belt love their beer, guns, religion and status quo. And at the same time strongly oppose open immigration. These great lovers of freedom do make certain exceptions on the issue of immigration.

Hick small boys Amerika - in the name of their love for freedom - draws the line and they graciously favor and seek to permit mild ales imported into the country, on condition that the ships that transport the mild ales constitute as slave ships.

This reporter wanted to ask Ms HillBillery more on this matter. But alas, she fell off the political fence that she had sat upon, mumbled "Hail To The Ho And Chief" and thereafter our Mistress soundly slept.

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