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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Crack Addicts 4 Clinton

In a desperate move to lure Obama supporters, Senator Hillary Clinton is proposing a reduction in the mandatory five year sentence for possession of crack cocaine.

Clinton advisors believe that a significant number of Obama supporters like their youthful idol are either on the crack pipe or not too far away from the device.

Thus the policy initiative that proposes reduced sentences for the druggies who cannot afford real cocaine.

A hidden item in the Clinton proposal aimed at gaining Christian conservative demands that unfaithful spouses be forced to wear large capital letter "A" on their clothing and yes, oral sex is sexsual relations, according to the addendum rumored to be added personally by the crack compassionate Mrs. Clinton.

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