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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Republican only- run, Johnny McBush originally toed the Repub party line that preaches trickle down economics. This is an economic philosophy that like many Republican viewpoints is based on natural law.

In natural law economics, you feed the elephant (read rich), the elephant digests the tax breaks and corporate welfare and then the huge beast expels the waste upon the field as fertilizer (read shits on the poor).

As the polls have warned McBush that his predecessor (for whom the original McCain had nothing but disdain) has now reached negative numbers on the approval number line, Old, really old Johnny has decided to flip-flop a bit and rescue 1 poor family from foreclosure for every 100 corporations from bankruptcy.

Johnny explained: "We'll be in Iraq 100 years. Those poor bastards wish they could be bankrupt Americans. One out of a million almost homeless Americans can feel like rescued Iraqi's for a day!"

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