Shocking facts have been revealed today about the world's first pregnant man. After several tests, scientists have been astounded to find out that the Thomas Beatie is not all that he seems.
He is, in fact, a woman! The world's first pregnant man is a woman... So she is, in fact, the world's first pregnant woman to pretend to be a man.
Thomas Beatie tells us more: "I never realised i was a woman, I honestly thought I was a man! However, I am delighted with this new title I have earned! World's first pregnant woman to pretend to be a man, is a much better title than world's first pregnant man. I am very proud!"
Certain individuals have deemed Thomas to be "nothing special."
"She has not achieved anything, she is just giving birth like every other woman has!" Says Bill Bob, a hobo we found in the gutter.
However, many disagree with Bill. They say it is a prestigious title to have, and one which they would die for.
Thomas Beatie has apparently influenced many ordinary people to become cross dressers and gender benders. These transvestites are apparently worshipping Thomas as their god, and have erected a statue to honor him.