Virginia Beach - (Polygamist Ass Mess): Rev Pat Robertson will hold secret talks with the Pope next week about a potentially explosive 1963 child custody deal that named Joseph Ratzinger as Warren Jeff's biological father.
Justice Department officials met with Robertson last month after Jeffs threatened to blow the lid on an arrangement set up by Skull 'N' Bonesmen shortly after the assassination of John F Kennedy.
Robertson has been asked to mediate with the Pope after last week's FBI raid on the polygamist nutter's Yearn For Zion baby factory in Eldorado.
Ratzinger starts a five day US state visit on 15 April after President George W Bush rashly promised him 'the best goddam birthday party ever' for his 81st on Wednesday 16 April.
This prompted Opus Dei zealots to fuel a rumor that a miraculous event will occur during the Pope's Concelebrated Mass at Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan on his birthday.
"Instead we've got Jeff's lawyers threatening to publish the names of over five thousand of his fundamentalist, polygamist grand, great grand, great-great grand and great-great-great grandchildren living in the United States," an editorial in LA FagHagSlagMag said today, "not to mention approximately another fifty thousand related family members."
Pastor Ted Haggard is semi-comatose.