Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the Senator decided that it was time to join a new congregation.
Said Obama, "I want to join a church that is not just full of black men. I want to see more white faces as I look out across the pews."
Today, Obama was taken into custody with many other men of his new church in Eldorado, Texas. The Yearn for Zion Ranch was raided on orders from the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services due to allegations of child abuse, child sexual abuse, and cruelty.
Barack Obama was upset by this latest round of negative publicity. "America wanted me to become a white fundamentalist, so I join the most fundamentalist group of people I can find. Is it my fault that they want me to take a thirteen year old as my second wife? When you get to meet her, you find that she's a really sweet kid and kind of grows on you."