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Monday, 7 April 2008

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"It would never have happened to Obergruppenführer Moxley here in LA!"

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): "You Brits, this is so tacky! If it had been me in charge of the orgy I'd never have allowed valued client like Obergruppenführer Mosley to become so horribly compromised," Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss said today.

Speaking via satellite link Beverly Hills's former topnotch Ms Whiplash blamed lax professional standards in the UK.

"I mean what is it with you Brits? I thought you had the Nazi business well under control with all those kinky royal family nutters.

"Somebody should apologise to the Obergruppenführer. AND offer him a complete refund of the $5,000 he spent getting his ass whipped.

"You know here in LA the brothel would be facing a multi-million dollar lawsuit if its privacy had been invaded like this," Fleiss continued.

"Truss me. Last time the Drudge Report tried to out Vice President Dick Cheney the CIA got a Homeland Security order so fast it scared all other potential whistleblowers shitless!

"Way to go."

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