Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took it to the replica of the Eiffel Tower in Paris Texas, ran around the parking lot and extinguished it in a sign of solidarity with the protestors in Paris France.
"This protest isn't nearly as large as the one in France" admitted local resident Johnny Walker, "nor is it about civil rights violations but it's nearly as important". When pressed on the subject of their protest Johnny Walker explained "it's the new $3 cover charge at Buffalo Joe's Pub".
Technically, the angry mob mostly consisted of Johnny Walker, his cousin Jim Beam and their friend Billy Bob Wigglesworth running around the parking lot in his girlfriends thong while holding up a Bic lighter yelling "Freebird". Their Olympic Torch was extinguished when Billy Bob tripped and passed out in the mud.