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Topics: George W. Bush

Monday, 7 April 2008

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Afghanis want a surge of their own: What are we? Chopped liver?

Everyone knew that the royal mess Bush has made of the United States over his years in office would not go away any time soon. Whoever is elected this fall to replace worst president ever GWB will be fixing this fiasco for years to come. Unless Johnny McBush is elected and then he will just keep adding to the pile of republican shit.

But the new surprise is that the Bush misadministration is signing contracts, treaties and plans to perpetuate the destruction of America and the rest of the world long after he is back on the ranch whacking brush.

Private security company Blackwater Fever has been given a renewed contract after killing numerous Iraqi civilians and stealing millions in tax dollars.

Afghanistan has been promised its own surge (It has always been jealous of Iraq) in '09 by none other than Defense Secretary Robert Gates who won't even be in the government by mid-January 09 unless Johnny McBush wins and then he'll probably be his own secretary of defense.

A continued colonial government in Iraq is guaranteed till 2100 and tax cuts for the rich by executive order will be secured in perpetuity

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