Washington DC- In a late breaking development the CIA has discovered that American Idol producers have rigged the competition several times before.
"For the future of our nation, we the people have gone under undergone military action- in American Idol" -quoted President Bush (C student at Yale), "We must keep our nation free, and truthful, and to show that every vote counts. So we as a nation have looked into the voting of American Idol and determined rigging several times this year."
TMZ.com as determined big rigs. The most famous and controversial; the rigging of David Hernendez. The actual vote had determined Hernendez third or fourth worst that night while redneck contestant Kristie Lee Cook was to be out.
"For the future of our nation, we must prohibit rigging of such a sort, rigging elections or any type of vote is morally wrong" -said George Bush.
In a totally unrelated subject Mr. Bush has been declared a hypocrite by the general public!